Sunday, January 06, 2008

Green Tea Martini

Hey friends, I haven't posted for a long time, well, umm, ahh, you see... I just didn't want to. It felt too much like work and I am the boss of this blog!... so there! I cooked all sorts of amazing things, I even wrote things down and took some pictures but.... I guess the tyranny of the grind of life had me down for a little while. I think I am a little better now. Work hasn't been quite so busy and I have recovered from the Christmas psychosis (which did include the traditional Pallister family celebration turducken. I promise to tell you more about that later. Remind me.) Having said that, I have managed to take some time off and relax. So tonight I whipped up some tasty beverages for me and my hot wife, Joanna, and I thought that I would share my not so secret recipe with you. Joanna calls it the Kimono Remover because... well, um, ah, actually... Nevermind why she calls it that. That is none of your business, so lets move on to the recipe, shall we?

the Kimono Remover
1 cup strong brewed green tea
1 teaspoon fresh ginger, grated
juice of 1 lime (save zest and a few slices for garnish)
2 - 4 shots sake according to taste
1 tablespoon simple syrup
lots of ice/ cocktail shaker/ martini glasses

Brew green tea with fresh ginger. Cool tea and chill shaker and glasses. Once tea is cool, combine in shaker with other ingredients. Shake, baby, shake. Shake it like your butt is on fire. Or if that doesn't work pretend that you are having a seizure. Or you could crank some Sigue Sigue Sputnik and pogo until you drop and are bleeding. By that time the drink should be sufficiently mixed.

Strain into chilled glasses and garnish with lime slice and zest.
Kampai!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Belicia joins our family

At the end of the summer Joanna and I celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary, and our awesome friends Ang and Leigh got all our other amazing friends to pitch in to buy us a new computer (the screen died on our old one).
But not just any computer... A BRAND NEW MACBOOK PRO! Her name is Belicia, which means "dedicated to God." Needless to say, we feel incredibly blessed and we have the greatest friends in the world. I thought that you might like to watch this... (it was made on the new computer)

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

New Kilt!

So as you all know, I entered a video contest this summer with some of my buddies to make a commercial for Utilikilts and I won a mess o' kilt in exchange for my excellent video. Today, the last of my kilt booty arrived in the mail... a special limited edition Mockumercial kilt (only 17 of them exist in the entire world). And the best part is yours truly is silk screened right on the front.
Word to your entire extended family.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

This one goes out to my buddy, Filter

Being the parent of two small children, I am having difficulty finding the time to post. I have at least 10 amazing recipes that I want to tell you about, but right now I am just trying my best to keep all my girls fed, cleaned, and clothed. However, the other night Joanna stumbled across this and I wanted to dedicate it to Filter and anyone else who wants to rock... and subvert the dominant paradigm.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Missing Moaike

This weekend we are are visiting Joanna's acousins at their amazing winery. (Check them out at www.joie.ca) We are having a great time and the scenery is stunning, but our lovely Sandra is supposed to be with us but she couldn't come because she is sick. Today was awesome but it just wasn't the same somehow. Sandra, this one goes out to you...

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Rainy Day Soup

It is probably no surprise to anybody that today was absolutely miserable in the fine city of Vancouver. It was actually raining tigers and wolves. In spite of the torrential downpour and all the racket of the old, crazy Jewish guy next door hammering away on his boat project and rounding up a bunch of stray animals, I actually gathered up the courage to venture out and buy groceries for an amazing feed of Chanko Nabe, which I believe is the perfect thing to eat if you are wet and cold and worried that God is going to wipe the face of the earth clean so He can start all over again.

Quite simply, Chanko Nabe is sumo soup / stew and it is simply ridiculously tasty. I also figure that if it is good enough for this guy...

...then it is good enough for me.

Here is an interesting story if you dig reading extended prose about Asian soup. I know I do! Enough of the jawflapping... on with the recipe!

2 1/2 tsp. instant dashi flakes
1 lb. thinly sliced pork belly
3 tbsp. sake
2 tbsp. mirin (sweet rice wine)
3 tbsp. red miso
3 tbsp. white miso
1 medium carrot, trimmed, peeled, sliced crosswise on the bias, and blanched
2" piece daikon, peeled, halved lengthwise, sliced crosswise, and blanched
1 medium waxy potato, peeled, halved lengthwise, sliced crosswise and blanched
1 medium yellow onion, peeled, halved lengthwise, sliced crosswise, and blanched
10 oz. firm tofu, Cut into 2" cubes
8 shiitake mushrooms, stemmed, caps halved
2 oz. enoki mushrooms, trimmed
1 2.8-oz. package abura-age (deep-fried tofu), cut into 1 1/2" pieces
1/4 head napa cabbage, cored and cut into large pieces
16 bunch nira (flat Chinese chives)
4 cups steamed Japanese short-grain rice or 1 lb. udon noodles (optional)
2 eggs, lightly beaten (optional)

1. Bring 10 cups cold water to a boil in a wide medium pot over high heat. Add dashi flakes, reduce heat to medium, and simmer, stirring until flakes completely dissolve, about 1 minute. Add pork, sake, and mirin to dashi and simmer, skimming any foam that rises to surface, until pork is tender, 15-30 minutes. Dissolve red and white misos in 1 cup broth from pot in a small bowl, then stir back into pot.

2. Add carrots, daikon, potatoes, onions, firm tofu, mushrooms, fried tofu, cabbage, and chives, in that order, and simmer until vegetables are just soft, about 5 minutes. The hot pot is now ready to be eaten "self-serve" style in medium bowls.

3. Once all the pork, vegetables, and tofu have been eaten, use a small sieve to pick out scraps. Bring remaining broth in pot back to a simmer, then add rice or noodles, if using, and stir in eggs, if using. Simmer until broth is absorbed by rice, about 5 minutes, or until noodles are cooked through, 6-8 minutes. Divide between bowls, and munch away until you weigh 400 pounds and have the desire to wear a giant diaper while beating the crap out of someone.


Monday, October 01, 2007

Isn't it great when someone says something nice about you.

If you are a faithful reader of DIY Gourmet, you are well aware that I got second place in a Utilikilt video contest.


It was really fun to win the prize but it was even better to read their monthly newsletter. Check it out here and scroll to the bottom.