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Thursday, March 22, 2007

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DIY Gourmet Approved Subversive Revolutionary Acts

41. Hire a really good photographer.
40. Bake cookies. Give them away to someone who needs them.
39. Frequent an independent family-owned restaurant.
38. Replace your own Ipod battery.
37. Season your cast iron frying pan.
36. Drink good wine.
35. Take a long hot bath.
34. Choose to be in a good mood.
33. Pray more.
32. Mashup and Remix,
31. Give birth at home.
30. Form your own opinion.
29. Get your groove on.
28. Believe.
27. Eat more carbs and fat.
26. Drink whole milk.
25. Make gelato.
24. Learn to say "Cheers" in multiple languages and practice often.
23. Celebrate life.
22. If it's not comfortable, don't wear it.
21. Don't believe everything they tell you.
20. Crochet a hat.
19. Make waffles.
18. Buy a blender.
17. Take a nap.
16. Turn it to 11.
15. Think for yourself.
14. Learn to sew.
13. Brew.
12. Rock harder.
11. Turn off your TV.
10. Buy a newspaper subscription.
9. Uphold the Barvarian Purity Law.
8. Say no to decaf.
7. Dance.
6. Make your own.
5. Get a library card.
4. Write a song.
3. Hug your kid.
2. Make out with your wife.
1. Cook supper for your friends.