Random Recipe Generator

Do you ever stare into your fridge which is jam-packed with stuff, but nothing edible, and wonder... "What am I going to eat?" Are you ever so tired, or so hungry, or so overwhelmed with life that you have no idea what you are going to make for supper? Well friends, the answer is here! Introducing the... Random Recipe Generator.

Lately I have been at a loss to try to think of amazing recipes and finding the luxury of time to blog amongst the daily duties of fatherhood has been difficult. Yesterday, our friend Puff (one of my most faithful blog readers) called to chat and mentioned that although she has enjoyed my endless ranting about the Godless, Evil Coffee Empire, she does really miss the good recipes.
Sorry Puff, 'cuz you're still out of luck. Although it is humourous, I certainly wouldn't call the following recipe any good...

Apples Supreme
Serves 1

You will need:

• 80ml vinegar
• 150ml tomato ketchup
• 150ml water
• 110g anchovies
• 5 apples

Preparation:

• pre-heat the oven to 310 C
• fry the apples
• add the apples
• sauté the anchovies
• defrost the water
• fry the anchovies
• fry the water
• eat the water
• fry the apples
• fry the vinegar
• heat the apples
• mix the anchovies in
• simmer the anchovies gently for 20 minutes
• put the tomato ketchup in the saucepan
• bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

What? You don't like the recipe? No worries, just click on the Random Recipe Generator for a new recipe. Let's try it right now. Ta dah!

Mushrooms Creme Brulee

Serves 3

You will need:

• 40g mushrooms
• 10ml soy sauce
• 120ml coffee
• 70ml essence of vanilla

Preparation:

• fry the essence of vanilla
• microwave the essence of vanilla
• microwave the mushrooms
• fry the coffee until browned
• grill the soy sauce
• order out

Yum. I think the last step in the preparations of this one is the way to go. Well, there you have it friends. Play with the Random Recipe Generator as much as you want until I can post something that is actually edible. Have fun and remember, if the Random Recipe Generator actually spits out something resembling food, I'm sure it is only a coincidence. DIYGourmet assumes no liability or responsibility for any harm or medical conditions resulting from eating ANYTHING generated by the Random Recipe Generator.